Ask Angua

Angua von Überwald, Captain of the Night Watch
Night Watch Crime-Blog division

Why is this my job again?

Feb 27

Does Carrot have any special secret dwarf moves that he pulls in the bedroom?

Feb 17

What?

I’m still around. Things are really very busy at the moment! But I will be back to answering your questions soon. I’ve got important.. Police.. Stuff.. That needs doing.

Yes.

Feb 8

On politics of the deceased

spoonful-of-life asked askangua:

How do you feel about the Undead Rights Movement?

On my conditional mortality

thereaperofdiscworld asked askangua:

YOUR VIEWS ON DEATH?

Feb 7

Huh!

Feb 6

On my personal and well held belief

ecadia asked askangua:

I know your feelings on vampires, but what are your views on other lycanthropes (dopplegangers, shape-shifters, etc)

On my deepest secret.

On my digestive well-being.

Is there a cafeteria at the Watch, or does everyone bring their own lunch?

- holycheeseandcrackers

So.

I’ve been made to do one of these things now.

Modern Advancements.

Ask me all of your (non)crime-related questions, and I’ll answer them or something.