Ask Angua

Angua von Überwald, Captain of the Night Watch
Night Watch Crime-Blog division

Why is this my job again?

Feb 27

 holycheeseandcrackers asked askangua:

Does Carrot have any special secret dwarf moves that he pulls in the bedroom?

Feb 17

What?

I’m still around.  Things are really very busy at the moment!  But I will be back to answering your questions soon.  I’ve got important.. Police.. Stuff.. That needs doing.  

Yes.


Feb 8

On politics of the deceased

How do you feel about the Undead Rights Movement?


On my conditional mortality

YOUR VIEWS ON DEATH?


Feb 7

Huh!

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Feb 6

On my personal and well held belief

I know your feelings on vampires, but what are your views on other lycanthropes (dopplegangers, shape-shifters, etc)


On my deepest secret.


On my digestive well-being.

Is there a cafeteria at the Watch, or does everyone bring their own lunch?
 


So.

I’ve been made to do one of these things now.

Modern Advancements.

Ask me all of your (non)crime-related questions, and I’ll answer them or something.